So my weekend was certainly interesting... Friday I got to go to a wrestling meet and I talked to my friend Michael for a while, he's pretty chill. Except he keeps calling me gay. So I threatened him... If he ever calls me gay in person again, each time he does I'm going to kiss him, don't even care where we are or who we're with or even what people will say. I'm banking on the fact that he does care and I'm betting he will finally stop. Yay. And apparently tons of people think something is going on between me and Michael, and I assure all of you there is not! Apparently wrestling people think there's something going on, including a coach I think, I guess Savannah thinks we had sex, we have not. my parents think something is going on, seriously, am I not allowed to just chill with a friend? And I've been told that even Squeezy thinks something's going on. But if that's what she thought, I would hope she would come to me about it! I don't lie to her ever. Saturday I spent all day with Squeezy, and I messed with her boyfriend Derek, he didn't have my number so I kept asking questions, he was so frazzled. If you got a text from a weird number asking about shower sex and condom sizes, wouldn't you be? But he played along. Then he came to Squeezy's place, and apparently I have a hardcore woman crush on her. Which could really be true, I mean I'm always up for some fun ;) And then along came Super Bowl Sunday... I got laid before the game... Yay. That wasn't nearly as fun as I was expecting it to be though, but fun nonetheless, I don't know if it's worth giving him a second shot though, It was quick.. How is that the luck I have? I guess I am just to much to handle for any guys. He told me that it's never that short... I want to have great sex... I mean all I'm asking is that it lasts longer than a few minutes. Anyhow, as we can all tell I need to get laid, I need a sex god lol And where was I? Oh yeah, my actual weekend... So to watch the actual game I went to Michael's so I wasn't cooped up at home... And the game sucked, but I found out the boy's a nerd! A freaking closet nerd! He started to teach me how to play a card game and that was fun. We finished the card game and the super bowl and went to taco de guaco. Aka Taco Bell... Welcome to the dreaded day after, Monday. It was all fine and dandy and then I had advanced public speaking, assignment: no talking for 24 hours. Oh wow. I love to talk, I really do. So this is hard! I'm still not talking. I want to scream and shout and sing and squeak even! RAWR!!!!! Sorry for the tmi earlier. But hey, it happens.
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